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THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, March 21st 2011
Good Morning Groanies,
Once again. What the hell does that even mean?
I never understood why people use that during a speech.
They usually use it when saying something like, "Once
again we are gathered to witness another blabbering
blabbity-doo."
"Once Again" is an oxymoron, is it not? It's part of the
tradition of putting two terms together that have no
business being anywhere near each other.
You may remember such classics as... jumbo shrimp, deafen-
ing silent, military intelligence, sweet sorrow, organized
chaos, Icy Hot, nondairy creamer, mutual differences,
mandatory options and head butt.
We may never know where "once again" came from or what it
is supposed to mean, I would take an educated guess, but
that would just defeat the purpose.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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To the houses where the woman is the boss, a chicken was
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He got toward the end of the street and saw a couple
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"I am." said the man.
"I have a black horse and a brown horse," the farmer
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The man thought for a minute and said, "The black one."
"No, no, no, get the brown one." the man's wife said.
"Here's your chicken." said the farmer.
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