THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, March 25th 2013
Good Morning Groanies,I was looking myself over while standing in front of a mirror and I thought that I looked good for a guy my age.
I guess I could get myself in a little bit better shape. I could stand to lose a few pounds, tighten up some areas and maybe even develop some muscle. I think I needed to do a little self-evaluation of my physical attributes and I think I learned a little bit about myself.
I also learned that standing in the middle of a department store naked during prime business hours is frowned upon by the management of that particular establishment. Store policy my bare butt! I think they were just jealous.
Groaningly yours,
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