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THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, February 7th 2011
Good Morning Groanies,
I'm in kind of a weird mood today so I hope you enjoy
these random thoughts that I just had. I surprise myself
sometimes.
- Would Queen Elizabeth be attracted to the Burger King?
- Does food taste different if you chew it on the right
side rather than the left side?
- Here's a great name for a sporting goods store: "Balls,
Sticks and Helmets"
- Common sense is not too common. Neither is common
courtesy.
- Does Wisk Detergent contain any whiskey?
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A policeman pulled a female driver over and asked to see
her license.
After looking it over, he said to her, "Lady, it stipulates
here on your license that you should be wearing glasses."
"Well, I have contacts," the woman replied.
"Look lady, I don't care who you know," snapped the
officer. "You're getting a ticket."
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Knock Knock
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Ice cream soda who?
Ice cream soda people can hear me.
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Q: What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish
line?
A: I'm the wiener!
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A: At the end of giant's fingers.
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