THE DAILY GROANER - October 26, 2016

Good Morning Groanies,

Here's a great joke from Jethro, the author of the extremely popular ezine 'Phunny Pictures'.

Q: What Is A Rednecks Favorite Halloween Activity?

A: Pump-Kin.

Jethro, you're a funny guy. Just, please...keep your distance.

Enjoy a few more Halloween themed jokes. Our next issue will be the "Halloween Issue" so get ready for that. You'll be peeing your pants with laughter or you'll be so scared you'll be crapping your pants. Either way, you're gonna need new pants.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What kind of roads do ghosts haunt?

A: Dead ends!


Q: How do you make a witch itch?

A: Take away the W!



*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do witches put on their hair?

A: Scare spray!


Q: What is a scarecrow's favorite fruit?

A: STRAW-berries!



*-- Even More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What are a ghost's favorite rides at the fair?

A: The scary-go-round and rollerghoster!


Q: Why don't ghosts like rain on Halloween?

A: It dampens their spirits!

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