THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, October 7th 2013
Good Morning Groanies,I've decided that for the rest of October I'm going to populate each issue of the Daily Groaner with Halloween themed jokes. Knowing me I'll forget to do this in Wednesday's edition. I'll try my best to remember, but I wouldn't get my hopes up, unless I pin a note to my shirt... which Stacy did so I would remember to put her joke in today's issue.
The first joke
is from my wife Stacy. She thought it was perfect for the Groaner... and it is! She hopes you like it.
Q: What do Italian's eat on Halloween?
A: Fettucinni Afraid-o!
If you have any Halloween jokes that you'd like to see in future issues of this publication feel free to send them my way courtesy of the email address below. Thanks for reading and laughing 'til milk shoots out of your nose. It happens.
Groaningly yours,
SteveJokes? Comments? Questions?
Email Steve*-- Something to Drink? --*Monster: It is a very hot day today!
Witch: So, can I make you a lemonade?
Monster: Yes!
Witch: Poof! You're lemonade!
*-- Are You A Ghost? --*Patty came up to a boy with a sheet over his head on Halloween and asked, "Are you a ghost?"
The boy replied, "No, of course not! I'm an unmade bed!"
*-- Q and A Quickies --*Q: What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A: The trombone.
Q: What is Dracula's favorite fruit?
A: A nectarine.
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