THE DAILY GROANER - July 6, 2015

Good Morning Groanies,

Melissa, editor of Where Are They Now and Trivia Today, was nice enough to send a groaner my way. I'm ashamed to say that I've never heard this one before and that's saying something, especially when you're sitting near Clean Laffs Joe and TZ all week long.

Well, without further ado, here's a brand-new gag to make its way into this publication.

Q: What did the llama say when he got kicked off the farm?

A: Alpaca my bags.

Is it me or is there just not enough llama humor out there? Thanks for the joke, Mellie!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?

A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.


Q: What has one horn and gives milk?

A: A milk truck.


*-- Snake Goes to the Doctor --*
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.

"Doc, I need something for my eyes... can't see well these days". The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks.

The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed.

Doc says, "What's the problem... didn't the glasses help you?"

"The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!"


*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What dance was invented by Charles Dickens?

A: The Oliver Twist!


Q: Why are scarecrows always winning awards?

A: Because they're outstanding in their fields!

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