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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, January 5th 2011
Good Morning Groanies,
Well, we are only 5 days into 2011 and I've already learn-
ed a few things. And it's true that you learn something
new everyday, which brings us to my list. It's quite
remarkable, I know.
----- The Top Five Things I've Learned in 2011 -----
1. It's 2011.
2. Christmas Tree Water is NOT a refreshing beverage.
3. The Disney animated movie "Beauty and the Beast" is
about Stockholm Syndrome. (Think about it.)
4. I've known men to have the "Larry Fine" hairstyle, but
I've never witnessed a dude sporting the reverse "Larry
Fine". (Is there such a thing?)
5. I can't believe I forgot about the awesomeness of...
Cheese Balls!
All of this learning has made me sleepy. To be honest just
about everything makes me sleepy. Actually, that's number
six.
Well, I hope you enjoyed learning about what I learned
about while being completely unaware that learning was
taking place then I learned that I was learning and now
you're learning about what I learned that I learned.
Learning.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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Finding one of her students making faces at others on the
playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child.
Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, "Bobby,
when I was a child, I was told that if I made ugly faces,
it would freeze and I would stay like that."
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A: European.
Q: What do they call a blind person in Germany during
World War II?
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