THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, May 7th 2012
Good Morning Groanies,I was just thinking...
Why are sleeveless t-shirts still identified as t-shirts?
Why is chicken, as far as I know, the only food that comes in a bucket?
Why don't people smoke cigarettes with their nostrils rather than their mouths? Cigarettes were made to be stuck up one's nose.
Why does Winnie the Pooh wear a shirt, but he doesn't wear pants?
Why is the plural for cheese "cheeses" and not "choose"? You know, kind of like geese and goose.
These are a just a few of the things that I was thinking about while I wait for my arm to be freed from the soda machine.
Groaningly yours,
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