THE DAILY GROANER - July 18, 2018

Good Morning Groanies,

Are things getting a bit boring? I've got a great way to spice up your life. It's so simple and effective that you won't believe that you didn't think of this yourself. Here it is - start getting dressed in the dark. You heard me!

It's a little risky to go to your morning meeting in swim trunks, a bow tie, and a 'I'm With Stupid' t-shirt, but you'll be the talk of the office and a trendsetter.

Plus, if you share your closet or dresser with your significant other you may be surprised to find out how much more you enjoy wearing their clothes to your own. Whaaaaaat?!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

A: It wanted to see the mooooooon!


Q: How do chickens get strong?

A: Egg-cersize.



*-- An Old Curse --*
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.

The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."

The old man says without hesitation - "I now pronounce you man and wife."



*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Where do mermaids see movies?

A: At the dive-in?


Q: What falls but never hurts itself?

A: Snow.

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