THE DAILY GROANER - December 2, 2015

Good Morning Groanies,

Before we get to the jokes I wanted to tell you about a great product available at PulseTV.com - I'm excited about this one.

With wintertime coming up fast most of us could use a humidifier to make the season great with the benefits of promoting healthy sleep, reducing snoring, moisturizing your skin and preventing illness. It's like the gift that keeps on giving.

The Aqua Stone Humidifier is perfect for adding extra humidity to a room, without having a big clunky noisy humidifier on display. It's compact, durable, easy to use, and it's available for $7.99!

Simply fill the ceramic bowl about three fourths of the way to the top with cool tap water and then place the clay sphere opening face down. The sphere will then begin to absorb the water. That's it - No batteries or electricity needed!

And when it's not in use its decorative universal design it will compliment any room and is a wonderful alternative to those noisy, ugly humidifiers. Put it anywhere (home, office), use it anytime!

Go to PulseTV.com to order and watch the video to learn more about this amazing product. It makes a great gift and shows that you care. Click Here to Check out the Aqua Stone Humidifier on PulseTV.com

I'm a huge fan of the Aqua Stone Humidifier. I just wanted to share. And I hope you like it. Thanks for reading. Now, let's get groaning!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do you call a woman with a sinking ship on her head?

A: Mandy Lifeboats!


Q: What kind of illness does a Martial Artist get?

A: Kung Flu!


*-- Where Have You Been? --*
A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, "Hey, where have you been? I haven't seen you around here much."

The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for a while, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?"

The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff... church, church, church."


*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: How was the Roman Empire cut in half?

A: With a pair of Caesars.


Q: What do you call an American drawing?

A: A Yankee doodle.

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