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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, February 9th 2011
Good Morning Groanies,
Stacy and I are going to have our taxes done next week. I
hope that we get a sizable return because I have a few out-
standing debts. There's something that I never understood
about being in debt to a bookie, Chevy Chase brought up
this point once before:
"What I don't understand is... when you owe a bookie a
lot of money, and he, say, blows off one of your toes,
you still owe him the money. Doesn't seem fair to me.
Especially when he's gonna kill me in four days anyway."
Man, I hope that our return is huge. I want to keep my
toes!
I hope you found this as entertaining and educational as
it was intended.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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