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THE DAILY GROANER - July 27, 2016

Good Morning Groanies,


Today, the family and I are heading off on a small vacation...and boy, do we need it.

A little getaway would do us all some good. We have been so busy with the move and getting the house in order that we are all a bit stressed and a little R&R is just what the doctor ordered.

We're gonna spend a few days on a lake. We'll listen to the waves calmly lapping the sandy beach. We'll feel the cool winds blow through our hair. And then well enjoy some grilling, maybe some ice cream to cool off. Doesn't that sound good?

It's always nice to get away for a little while. I'm ready to recharge, rest and relax. You know, the three r's. Not the three Arrrrrrs, like in "pirates". Although I might just dress as a pirate while I'm on the lake. I just have to remember to pack my eye patch.

Groaningly yours,
Steve


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After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"



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