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THE DAILY GROANER - Friday, November 27th 2009

Good Morning Groanies,

With the holidays nipping at our heels I have taken a
moment or two to reminisce about the joy of being a child
during this magical time. Being a kid is great. Here's a
perfect example.

The reminiscences started when Stacy and I were at a stop-
light and we noticed a kid, around ten or eleven years old,
just digging in his nose like he was trying to unearth some
valuable loot. We watched in silence, just mesmerized by
this boy's persistence and vigor. If nose-digging was an
Olympic event this kid would have taken home a gold medal.

I wish that I could just lose myself in something like that
kid did. It was amazing and disgusting, kind of like watch-
ing animals battle for survival on National Geographic.

It's important to never lose that kid inside you. Let your
inner child run around every now and again. My inner child
pretty much runs the place. Just ask my wife.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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