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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, December 22nd 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
I am getting excited for the Christmas Holiday, YAY!!! I
hope that you are too!
This issue of the Daily Groaner is like a stocking, filled
to the tiptop with holiday humor, a funny video clip, and
a poem that I came up with on the spot this time last year.
I had a reader (jackwagon92) ask me to run it again.
So without further ado, have a wonderful holiday weekend,
be merry and be safe.
It's three days before Christmas as I write this for you.
I don't know what to write so I'll say my favorite color
is blue.
Oh look, there's TZ enjoying a snack. I'm sure he's got
women's underwear jammed up his crack.
The holidays are so fun and loaded with cheer. Just like
that time I did a cannonball off of a pier.
I'm ready for food, family, friends and a gift. If I get
into trouble, I hope Stacy won't get miffed.
I will be sure to share good tidings and spread joy. One
of my favorite movies is "The Thin Man" with William
Powell and Myrna Loy.
So enjoy this holiday whether you're young or old. I
should really put on some pants because it is mighty
cold.
Happy Holiday and don't forget to tip your waitress!
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer
walked in the door, bellied up to the bar and ordered a
martini. Without batting an eye, the bartender mixed and
poured the drink, set it in front of the reindeer, and
accepted the twenty-dollar bill from the reindeer's hoof.
Snowman As he handed the reindeer some coins in change,
he said, "You know, I think you're the first reindeer
I've ever seen in here."
The reindeer looked hard at the hoof-ful of change and
said, "Hmmmpf. Let me tell you something, buddy. At these
prices, I'm the last reindeer you'll see in here."
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Daily Groaner Video Clip - Elf: Santa!
And you thought that children were bad when Santa Claus
was mentioned? Will Ferrell starts freaking out after
hearing the news that 'Santa' is coming to visit the
store. Check it out.
Watch It Now: http://bit.ly/ezcfLP
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Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all
find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter
Heaven. On entering they must present something relating
or associated with Christmas.
The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistle-
toe, so he is allowed in.
The second man presents a chestnut, so he is also allowed
in.
The third man pulls out a pair of stockings.
Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do
these represent Christmas?"
The man answers, "They're Carol's!"
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Q: Why is getting Christmas presents for your kids just
like a day at the office?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets
all the credit.
Q: Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas
Eve?
A: Because it soots him.
Q: What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet
and the ordinary alphabet?
A: The Christmas alphabet has NOEL.
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