THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, November 5th 2012

Good Morning Groanies,

I'm in a silly mood today so I hope you enjoy the list of funny names that I have compiled for your chuckling pleasure.

Here we go: Hugh Jazz, I.P. Nightly, Amanda Hugenkiss, Aster and Emma Roids, Willy B. Hardigan, Dixie Normous, Emerson Bigguns, Anita Lay, Harry Moe Lester, May Anne Naise, Al Bino, and Craven Moorehead.

Oh, and let me know if your name is among any of these beauties I've listed above. It would make my year if Emerson Bigguns was a reader.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Questions? Comments? Email Steve


*-- Random Hilarity --*
Two Polish guys are walking down the street. One of them says, sadly, "Wow! Look at that dead bird." The other guy looks up in the sky and says, "Where?"

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Two employees are talking. One of them asks the other, "How long have you been working here?" The other one replies, "Since they threatened to fire me."

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A guy goes to the doctor, and the doctor says, "I'm going to need a urine sample, a semen sample, a blood sample, and a stool sample." The guy says, "Listen, Doc I'm in a hurry. Can I just leave my shorts?"


*-- A Golf Club Walks Into A Bar... --*
A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.

The barman refuses to serve him. "Why not," asks the golf club.

"You'll be driving later," replies the bartender.


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why did the math book visit the doctor?

A: Because it had problems.


Q: Why are cakes similar to baseball teams?

A: They both need good batters.

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