THE DAILY GROANER - February 5, 2014

Good Morning Groanies,

Jack got one of those classic Stick Pony toys for Christmas. You know, those horse head on a stick things that kids run around with and pretend that they're riding a horse. Remember those?

Well, Jack loves the thing, especially when he gets me, Stacy, and his Grandma to parade around the living room like bunch of expert equestrians. (No, not at the same time, weirdo!)

The other day Stacy noticed that the Stick Pony had the distinct aroma of Grandma's perfume, which would indicate to our highly-trained sniffers that Jack had her galloping around the living room after our little guy.

Stacy told me, "Hey, this thing smells like Grandma."

To which I replied, "Are you trying to tell me that my Mom smells like a horse?"

Sometimes you really have to make sure that you're on the same page.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Cleaning House --*
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff."

"We're short-handed, Smith," the boss replies. "I can't give you the day off."

"Thanks, boss," says Smith, "I knew I could count on you!"


*-- Give 'Em Some Sugar --*
Bob: One of our pigs was sick so I gave him some sugar.

Doug: Sugar! What for?

Bob: Haven't you ever heard of sugar-cured ham?


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: How to you organize a space party?

A: You planet.


Q: Why did the penny jump off the cliff but not the nickel?

A: Because the nickel had more cents.

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