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THE DAILY GROANER - Thursday, November 12th 2009
Good Morning Groanies,
My car broke down yesterday. It never fails. I'm ready to
take on the day and then something like this happens. But
it's just one of those things that we have to deal with
every now and again.
I didn't let it get me down. I kept my head up high and
called one of my co-workers for a lift because they're
friendly, dependable and they have functioning automobiles.
The only one that offered to give me a lift was TZ. The
things that man wanted me to do for that ride... just
disgusting. So I thought about it... and then I decided to
walk.
Oh, you thought I was going to consider TZ's... Oh, come
on! That's not right. I'd like to think I have a little
bit integrity left in me.
I could use the exercise, not the humiliation and
degradation that comes with car pooling with TZ.
Oh, the horror!
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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