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THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, July 19th 2010

Good Morning Groanies,

Our air conditioner crapped-out on us over the weekend.
Stacy and I had the hardest time getting to sleep. It was
hot and humid and very uncomfortable. I feel like I only
slept for a few hours... probably because I only slept for
a few hours.

On to the good news, we should have the repairs done in
a few days and then we can enjoy nothing but cool, meat-
locker-like, air. Just thinking about that makes my
nipples all pokey.

Stay Cool.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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