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THE DAILY GROANER - July 1, 2015
Good Morning Groanies,
Alright, Alright, Alright! No, that's not my Matthew McConaughey impression, that's my response to several many readers informing me that I made a spelling error in Monday's issue.
I wrote "ring out my house" when I meant to write "wring out the house." Thanks for pointing that out, but please cut me a little slack. I've got a 3-year-old and a baby at home. I barely eat and sleep these days and it turns out to be a good day if my underwear ends up on the inside of my pants.
I'm only human, so therefore I err. Or Error. Or ERA. What? I spaced out there. French toast, please!
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What does a jellyfish have on its tummy?
A: A jelly button.
Q: Why was the ancient Egyptian confused?
A: Because his daddy was also his mummy.
*-- Putting Up A Fight --*
A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!
Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet.
Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said, "Why did you put up such a fight?"
To which the man promptly replied, "I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!"
*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?
A: Because it had a virus!
Q: What has 4 wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck!
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