THE DAILY GROANER - May 19, 2014

Good Morning Groanies,

Jack's birthday party was Saturday and a good time was had by all. You know how I know that? Well, a few things I noticed gave it away...

Overflowing garbage cans, clogged toilets, wrapping paper everywhere, petting zoo animals roaming free, shredded cheese in the mailbox, stacks and stacks of pizza boxes, cake on the floor, cake on the walls, cake on the ceiling...

Now that I think about it, I don't if everyone had a good time, but I sure did! Party on! Please pass the Windex.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?

A: A headbanger!


Q: Why don't chickens play sports?

A: Because they hit fowl balls.


*-- I'm Out of Gas --*
A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.

The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?'

'I'm out of gas,' the man replied.

The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.

'Try it now,' said one bee.

The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. 'Wow!' the man exclaimed, 'what did you put in my gas tank'?

The bee answered, "BP!"


*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why did the kid start a gardening service?

A: He wanted to rake in some cash!


Q: What goes up when the rain come down?

A: An umbrella!

(Jokes courtesy of Skora)

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