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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, April 13th 2011
Good Morning Groanies,
Stacy, my lovely wife, asked me if I was worried about the
possibility of going bald.
I thought about it for a bit and came to the realization
that I would be okay with losing my hair. Hey, it would be
one less thing to have to deal with and I'll save a fortune
on shampoo.
When I told her this she was rather surprised by my
response. She said that I look good with my hair and if
and when baldness shows its chrome-dome that we should do
everything we can to keep my head nice and fuzzy.
To reassure her I offered this, "What are you so worried
about? I'm taller than you. If I go bald you'll never see
it, plus, I have hats."
You see, problem solved.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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A friend always seemed to lean slightly to the left. It
bothered me, so I suggested that he see a doctor and have
his legs checked out. For years, he refused, telling me
I was crazy, but last week, he finally went.
Sure enough, the doctor discovered his left leg was a half
-inch shorter than his right. A bit of orthopedic surgery
later, both legs are exactly the same length now, and he
no longer leans.
"So," I said, "you didn't believe me when I told you a
doctor could fix your leg."
He just looked at me and said, "I stand corrected."
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