THE DAILY GROANER - July 14, 2014

Good Morning Groanies,

Now that Jack is talking up a storm my wife and I had to develop a way to communicate to each other so that Jack wouldn't know what we were talking about. You see, if Jack hears certain words or phrases he tends to have a rather strong reaction, both positively and negatively. To better understand this new coded language we've created, here are a few examples: (Word to avoid = New word or phrase used)

Banana = Yellow Monkey Fruit

Medicine = Feel Good Juice

Pizza = Italian Circle

Cheese = Mouse Food

Now, since we've done this Jack has come up with his own language of sorts and here are some of his most used bits of lingo that we've deciphered:

Jeep = Beep Beep

Bunny = Hop Hop

Bedtime Bear (The teddy bear Jack snuggles with at bedtime) = Deet Deet

Pirate's Booty (A Great Snack) = "Yarrr!"

Sometimes when we have people over the two most common comments made about our family and as follows: (1) You guys are so cute, and (2) I wish you guys came with subtitles.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off in my Beep Beep to pick up an Italian circle with extra mouse food.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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