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THE DAILY GROANER - Friday, October 23th 2009
Good Morning Groanies,
The other night a black cat crossed my path. I'm not
superstitious, but I began to re-think my stance on the
subject after I fell down the stairs, got a flat tire,
burned myself on the stove, split my pants, bit my tongue,
shrunk my clothes in the dryer, broke a window, micturated
in my pants, twisted my ankle, burned my dinner, cut
myself shaving, over-flowed the toilet, and hit my head
on the kitchen table.
After all that I still believe that superstitions are a
load of horse-hockey.
"Why?" you ask.
Well, because all of those things that happened encompass
a typical night for me.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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