THE DAILY GROANER - April 21, 2014

Good Morning Groanies,

I'm in a silly mood today so I hope you enjoy the list of funny names that I have compiled for your chuckling pleasure.

Here we go: Hugh Jazz, I.P. Nightly, Amanda Hugenkiss, Aster and Emma Roids, Willy B. Hardigan, Dixie Normous, Emerson Bigguns, Anita Lay, Harry Moe Lester, May Anne Naise, Al Bino, and Craven Moorehead.

Oh, and let me know if your name is among any of these beauties I've listed above. It would make my year if Emerson Bigguns was a reader.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Have A Free Haircut --*
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, "You do God's work." The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop.

A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused to pay, saying, "You protect the public." The next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door to his shop.

A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment, saying, "You serve the justice system." The next morning the barber found a dozen lawyers waiting for a free haircut.


*-- I'll Have A Double --*
A guy walked into a bar and ordered a double.

The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like him.


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What squeaks as it solves crimes?

A: Miami mice!


Q: How do you stop a dog from smelling?

A: Give it a bath!

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