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THE DAILY GROANER - Friday, May 21st 2010

Good Morning Groanies,

I'm happy to say that I have not caused or been part of
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I'm just glad I was able to save face.

Hey, where are my pants?

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?

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