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THE DAILY GROANER - December 14, 2015
Good Morning Groanies,
Good news, everyone! I just finished my Christmas shopping. It was quite an ordeal, but I persevered.
Every year it seems to get harder and harder to get my shopping done. The roads are always clogged with traffic. Shoppers at the check out lanes are lined up to the back of the store. Shoppers walk aimlessly through aisle after aisle with no particular shopping agenda like a zombie in a George A. Romero movie. It seems like those shoppers with a plan are left alone to struggle for survival. Much like Gloria Gaynor, I kept belting out to myself, "I Will Survive"...and I did. I survived.
It was rough, but I got everything I needed to get, for the most part. Grandma, sorry, but they ran out of cat food and Poligrip. They had the mustache trimmer though.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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*-- What Do You Do? --*
A police recruit was asked during the exam, 'What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?'
He answered, 'Call for backup.'
*-- A Brain Walks Into A Bar... --*
A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please."
The bartender looks at him and says, "Sorry, I can't serve you."
"Why not?" asks the brain.
"You're already out of your head."
*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
A: North Polish.
Q: What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
A: "This one will sleigh you!"
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