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THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, July 5th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
I noticed the other day that I've read over thirteen books
in the last eighteen months. That's crazy. I'm not really
a reader, I'm more of a 'watch television and movies and
play video games and throw rocks at trains' kind of a guy.
The weirdest part is that I haven't really read a book
since high school and I'm a college graduate for crying
out loud. It took me five years to graduate, but I did it,
dammit!
I usually just read books that had pop-up pictures or
feature superheroes, tights and words like BLAM or ZAP.
Now I read books about humor, film history, mysteries,
and the supernatural - all the things I enjoy.
I really missed reading. I'm going to make sure that I
read a lot more. I guess what made it so hard was the
fact that I have no attention span.
Oh, I think I see a quarter under my desk.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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