THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, Sept. 19th 2011
Good Morning Groanies,I have never broken a bone. In all of my thirty years I have never broken a single bone in my body. I have sprained my ankles, wrists, toes, fingers and have taken massive amounts of trauma to the head, but I have never broken a bone. I think?
A reader, by the name of Doug, sent me this clever little joke.
"My wife and I object to sex on the TV because we keep falling off." Oh, Doug, you rascal. Hey, quick question: It's wasn't a flat-screen TV was it?
Groaningly yours,
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