November 20, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

I was just thinking...

If we use the term "daylight", then why hasn't "nightdark" become one?

Do you think bathroom attendants should wear earplugs?

Why don't people smoke cigarettes with their nose rather than their mouths? Cigarettes are round like nostrils. It just makes sense.

Why does Winnie the Pooh wear a shirt, but he doesn't wear pants?

Why is the plural for cheese "cheeses" and not "choose"? You know, kind of like geese and goose.

These are a just a few of the things that I was thinking about while I wait for my arm to be freed from the soda machine.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What time do ducks wake up in the morning?

A: At the quack of dawn.


Q: What's brown and sticky?

A: A twig.

*-- Flowers For You --*

A blonde and a brunette are walking downtown when the brunette sees her boyfriend in a flower shop. "Just great," the brunette complained to the blonde, "My boyfriend is in the flower shop buying me some flowers."

The blonde responds, "Why is that a problem?"

The brunette replies, "Because now he'll expect me to spend all weekend with my legs spread and my feet up in the air."

"Why?" asked the blonde, "Don't you have a vase?"

*-- More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What is smarter than a talking bird?

A: A spelling bee!


Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone?

A: A golden receiver!