THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, Sept. 5th, 2012

Good Morning Groanies,

Now that Stacy's back at school, she felt that it would be a good idea to get more involved by sponsoring some clubs for the students. One of the clubs that she is helping out with is S.A.D.D. - Students Against Destructive Decisions. In this club, students help each other to make smart decisions such as staying drug and alcohol free.

I think that this is a great club because it is very easy for kids nowadays to make poor choices. My issue isn't with the club, its with the club's ingenious catchphrase. Awhile back, Stacy said that the club was coming up with a slogan that they could put on t-shirts, posters, etc. She had the kids brainstorm ideas and let them vote on a winner. She even suggested one herself: "I'm happy to be S.A.D.D." (which I thought was pretty clever and I'm not just saying that because she's my wife).

So, would you like to hear the winning phrase that left my wife's brilliant one in the dust..."S.A.D.D. - That's Pretty Neat". Seriously, that's what more than two people voted for. Who the hell is in this club? I don't understand - do they not want people to join? Eh, teenagers...I weep for the future...

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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