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THE DAILY GROANER - Friday, June 18th 2010

Good Morning Groanies,

I was just thinking...

Why are sleeveless t-shirts still identified as t-shirts?

Why is chicken, as far as I know, the only food that comes
in a bucket?

Why don't people smoke cigarettes with their nostrils
rather than their mouths? Cigarettes were made to be stuck
up one's nose.

Why does Winnie the Pooh wear a shirt, but he doesn't wear
pants?

Does the creature from the "Alien" movie franchise ever
have the problem of not opening its mouth wide enough so
that that second row of teeth that can protrude from its
mouth when it attacks people won't slam into the first
row of teeth? That would hurt.

These are a just a few of the things that I think about
while I wait for my arm to be freed from the soda machine.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Q: What do you call a dinosaur in cowboy boots?

A: Tyrannosaurus Tex!


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A: Because there was a full moon!

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