THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, Sept. 16th 2013
Good Morning Groanies,I was going through some old notebooks of mine and I discovered a joke that I had written when I was nine. Get ready for a laugh from the past.
A husband and his wife are having dinner when the husband begins to choke. Frantically, the wife calls out, "Is there a doctor in the house?"
A man walks up to her and says, "Yes, I'm a doctor."
The wife pleads with the doctor, "Please! Please do something to help my loving husband!"
The doctor walks over to the bar and grabs a soda and then brings it to the choking man.
"How is a soda going to help my husband? I thought you said you were a doctor?" the wife asks.
The doctor looks at her and says, "I am. I'm Dr. Pepper." Hey, I was nine. It's still better than any cruise ship comedian you'll ever hear.
Groaningly yours,
SteveJokes? Comments? Questions?
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