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THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, January 3rd 2011
Good Morning Groanies,
Well, here we are gang. It's now 2011 and still no flying
cars. What the hell is going on? Oh, and where are all of
those robots that we were promised? I want my robots!
I guess as I sit here and await the arrival of flying cars
and robots I have to say that I hope you had a very Happy
Holiday and Happy New Year. And thank you for reading this
publication and enjoying my crazed rants, awful jokes and
bizarre sense of humor. I really appreciate it.
So let's enjoy this new year and the entertainment and
humor that will certainly rear its unavoidable head every
chance it gets. Pack a lunch, folks. It's going to be
interesting.
And before I forget, where are all the wookies at? I want
my wookie!
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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A very thirsty man goes into a bar. As he's sitting down,
he hears the man next to him tell the bartender, "I'll
have another waterloo."
The bartender gives the fellow a tall, well-iced drink,
then asks the newcomer what he would like to drink. Think-
ing the other man's drink may be a specialty of the house,
he says, "I'll have a waterloo, too."
The bartender gives him the tall, well-iced drink, and
the customer takes a big drink.
"Hey," he says, "this isn't any good. It tastes just
like water!"
The man next to him looks at the bartender and says,
"Well, it is water. Right, Lou?"
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