THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, May 20th 2013
Good Morning Groanies,Well, I thought that I had seen it all, but after what my peepers caught sight of today I now must re-evaluate my thoughts on what the word "all" truly means.
I was doing a little shopping for a few household items when I saw something that I never in my wildest imagination thought would have ever crossed my path. I saw a very well dressed woman strutting her stuff through this store sporting (are you ready?) a bedazzled eye patch. Yes, a standard eye patch that looked as if it had been stolen from the Liberace Estate. It was awfully awesomely ridiculous!
It's one thing to wear an eye patch without sailing the high seas suffering from scurvy, but to bedazzle one as if you needed to make it more noticeable or maybe to match your evening wear is just plain weird and cartoonish. All I could think was, "Doesn't this woman have any friends or loved ones that would stop Captain Jack Sparrow from running out for some milk and bread?"
I love going to Wal-Mart, don't you?
Groaningly yours,
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