THE DAILY GROANER - Wed., March 14th 2012

Good Morning Groanies,

Sunday was our baby shower and we had a great time. It was so nice to see all of our friends and relatives, enjoy some delicious grub, open the many gifts that our boy will surely enjoy and have fun with a few shower games. One of the games in particular kind of took me by surprise.

Did you know that there's a baby shower game know by some as 'The Poopy Diaper Game'? If you don't, get this - this game consists of several baby diapers that are filled with various melted chocolate bars and candies which make the diapers appear to hold some of the most horrendous and frightening turds that will haunt you for all eternity... and beyond. Then, using only your acute senses of smell and sight, your party-goers must guess the kind of chocolate candy bar that fills each of the "dirty" diapers. And the participant that guesses the most correct wins a prize and is then scrutinized by family members, friends and others seated at their table.

It sounds like fun, right? Well, it would of been if someone had told me that those "dirty" diapers were for a game before I ate it. Hey, lunch wasn't coming for another hour and I was hungry.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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