THE DAILY GROANER - April 25, 2016

Good Morning Groanies,

I took a nap over the weekend. I really needed one so I took it. Aren't naps the best?

There's nothing like a nap. A nap can replenish your energy level in such a way that it cannot be duplicated or manufactured in any way, shape, or form.

Gatorade wishes that they could come out with a new flavor like Nectarine Nap or Strawberry-Banana Snooze that could equal a much needed visit from the Sandman, but they can't. And I'll sleep to that.

There's nothing like a nap. Trust me. It's not just for babies anymore.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Saving Money --*
Son: Dad, would you like to save some money?

Dad: I certainly would, son. Any suggestions?

Son: Sure. Why not buy me a bike, then I won't wear my shoes out so fast.


*-- Learning Some Tricks --*
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

"You'll get your chance in court," said the Desk Sergeant.

"No, no no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A: A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.


Q: What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

A: Someday my prints will come.

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