THE DAILY GROANER - September 14, 2015

Good Morning Groanies,

I'm taking the day off. I need a day off. I think I'm starting to crack under the pressure of political turmoil, financial crisis, and Kermit and Miss Piggy's breakup. I need to clear my mind and calm my nerves. I'm losing it.

That's right, I'm losing it. Well, to be fair I didn't have much to start with.

I'll be back on Monday rested and ready to go. Oh, it is Monday... Crap!!! I need a day off.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- A Classic Bar Joke --*
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer for me please, and one for the road."


*-- My Lucky Day --*
"This morning I felt that today was going to be my lucky day. I got up at seven, had seven dollars in my pocket, there were seven of us at lunch and there were seven horses in the seven o'clock race, so I backed the seventh."

"Did he win?"

"No, he came in seventh."


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What doesn't a ghost need in his house?

A: A living room!


Q: What is the surest way to double your money?

A: Fold it!

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