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THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, September 6th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
I love coupons! I'm a fan of discounts. I'm quite fond
of sales. The reason I bring this to your attention is I
received a "20% Off" coupon in the mail the other day for
my local drugstore. Does anyone out there, besides me,
still use the term "drugstore"? Now back to the coupon.
As excited as I was about my potential purchases and the
discount that would allow me a little more bang for my
buck I made sure to read the fine print. As I read this
coupon's fine print I noticed that their are several types
of items that are forbidden to be purchased with this
wonderful coupon. Here's what it said:
This coupon excludes sale merchandise, discontinued
merchandise, milk, bread, alcohol, gift cards, lottery,
money orders, prescriptions, postage stamps, pre-paid
cards, tobacco products, newspapers, and magazines.
Call me crazy, but that's just about everything that I
would buy at this store. What do you go to the drugstore
for? Milk, bread, alcohol, lottery tickets, prescriptions,
newspapers, and magazines, right? What the hell else could
I want that isn't significantly cheaper at some other
store? I'm not buying adult diapers and hair gel, folks.
I like coupons, but let me get a decent deal on something
that is worth getting discounted... like a new car... or
a juggling monkey!
Groaningly yours,
Steve
Email Steve: mailto:groaner@gophercentral.com
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