THE DAILY GROANER - June 16, 2014

Good Morning Groanies,

Yesterday, I celebrated my second Father's Day - as I'm sure many other dads did.

I love being a dad. There are a lot of dads out there, but it's something that's special and unique to each person. Jack makes me so happy. He's the best little boy, and the most handsome, I have ever seen. He is. Honest!

Being a dad can be a lot of work, but then it can be the most rewarding thing you can do, all at the same time. I wouldn't trade it for anything.

Being a dad is the best. Especially when Jack wakes up early and calls out for Stacy to get him up and my little buddy lets me sleep in. I love my boy and he loves me.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Let's See Your Report Card --*
Father: Let me see your report card.

Son: I don't have it.

Father: Why not?

Son: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.


*-- Do You Know The Difference? --*
Son: Dad, do you know the difference between a pack of cookies and a pack of elephants?

Dad: No.

Son: Then it's a good thing Mom does the grocery shopping!


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do toys and boobs have in common?

A: Both are made for children but it's the fathers who play with them most.


Q: How do fathers exercise on the beach?

A: By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

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