THE DAILY GROANER - February 17, 2016
Good Morning Groanies,
Did you ever have someone switch your cereal with dog food as a joke? Then you realize it after about two months and you start buying dog food instead of cereal for breakfast because your hair grows in thicker and it's shinier, and your teeth don't have tartar on them... Me neither, a couple of times.
Hey, it makes things easy because I like to buy in bulk.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
A: Because he's a pain in the neck!
Q: What do you call a German with a bad attitude?
A: A Sour Kraut!
*-- You Might Need Glasses --*
The blonde went to an eye doctor to have her eyes checked for glasses. The doctor directed her to read various letters with the left eye while covering the right eye.
The blonde was so mixed up on which eye was which that the eye doctor in disgust took a paper sack with a hole to see through, and put it on her head to cover up the appropriate eye and asked her to read the letters.
As he did so, he noticed the blonde had tears streaming down her face. "Look," said the doctor, "there's no need to get upset about getting glasses."
"I know," agreed the blonde, "But I kind of had my heart set on wire frames."
*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do you call a sausage that has been stolen?
A: A missing link.
Q: What would happen if Satan lost his hair?
A: There would be hell toupee.
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