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November 15, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

10dollarsDid you ever have someone switch your cereal with dog food as a joke? Sure you have.

Then you realize what's up after about two months and you start buying dog food instead of cereal for breakfast because your hair grows in thicker and it's shinier, your teeth don't have tartar on them, and you like the taste!

The last two months have been a little weird. I think my kids are the perpetrators. I'll sniff 'em out!

Groaningly yours,
Steve


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