THE DAILY GROANER - March 4, 2015

Good Morning Groanies,

This weekend we are taking Jack to a waterpark of some indoor splashing and swimming shenanigans.

This winter has been so damn cold that the boy can't even get a chance to go out and make a snowman, snow angels, or pummel his old man in a snowball fight.

So we're taking the theme of fun with water and taking it to a much more enjoyable temperature.

We asked Jack if he wanted to go to a waterpark and he told us, "NO!"

Then once we established that there would be water, warmth, slides, splashing, sprinklers, and more fun than losing a boot in a snowbank he was all about it. Once he said, "I like swimming!" w knew that very soon we would all be floating down a lazy river without a care in the world.

I think I'm just as excited as Jack, maybe more so!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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