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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, March 30th 2011
Good Morning Groanies,
I was looking myself over while standing in front of a
mirror and I thought that I looked good for a guy my age.
I guess I could get myself in a little bit better shape.
I could stand to lose a few pounds, tighten up some areas
and maybe develop some muscle. I think I needed to do a
little self-evaluation of my physical attributes and I
think I learned a little bit about myself.
I also learn that standing in the middle of a department
store naked during prime business hours is frowned upon by
the management of this particular establishment. That's
news to me.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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remember anything!
Doctor: So, how long have you had this problem?
Patient: What problem?
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The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said,
"Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to
insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you
to know that I had mentioned you in my will."
"That is very kind of you," said the doctor emotionally,
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Fred was telling his friend how his uncle tried to make a
new car for himself... "so he took wheels from a Cadillac,
a radiator from a Ford, some tires and fenders from a
Plymouth..."
"Holy Cow," interrupted his friend, "What did he end up
with?"
And Fred replied, "Two years."
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A: He wanted to rake in some cash.
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A: It was run down.
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