THE DAILY GROANER - June 23, 2014

Good Morning Groanies,

Over the weekend, my grandma celebrated her 90th birthday. Actually, it's more or less her 89 1/2 birthday, it was just easier to surprise her now than on her actual birthday. (I don't think it's a good idea to surprise a lady in her golden years, but that's just me.)

Everyone came to party and grandma was so pleased with the festivities. Personally, I have never had so much fun at a party. And I learned something about my grandma - she can drink anyone under the table... and, at her age, can still fight off six cops. So I learned two things.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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