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THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, October 4th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
The other night I was paying a visit to my chiropractor
hoping to relieve this awful pain in my back and neck.
While I was in the waiting room I kind of embarrassed
myself.
As I sat in the waiting room I noticed a woman sitting
across from me. She was probably in her seventies, sport-
ing silver hair, and thumbing through the latest issue
of People Magazine.
After five minutes or so I had forgotten that she was in
the room with me, that was until her cell phone rang. Her
cell phone ring had an "Old Time" kind of sound to it.
Kind of like something you would hear in an old movie
that you'd see on TCM. Upon further investigation I found
out that this ringtone is known as, "Nostalgia," for those
that are more ringtone savvy.
Anyway, when this phone began to ring I looked at this lady
and said, in an old prospector voice, "Hey, that sounds
like one of them old timey phones!" Then it hit me. I
said that out-loud. She heard me. The receptionist heard
me. The nurse, the doctor, even the other patients current-
ly getting aligned heard me.
When I looked over at this old bird I received the most
disgusted look I've ever seen. I've never felt so
embarrassed, but then I couldn't help myself. I had to
laugh. I laughed until tears ran down my face. I think I
even snorted.
And through all of that her face never changed. So I tried
to think of something to help bury the hatchet with this
rather perturbed waiting room occupant.
So I said, "Hey, I drive a Buick. Does that do anything
for you?"
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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