THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, Dec. 19th 2011

Good Morning Groanies,

Here is a list of things I don't quite understand:

1. Text Messaging
2. Dressing Up One's Dog In Clothes
3. The Appeal of a Wine Tasting
4. Guys Referring To Other Guys As "Bro"
5. Talking On The Phone While Going To The Bathroom
6. Cats
7. Children (Ages 3-8) With Their Own Cell Phone
8. Wearing Shorts Outdoors In The Winter
9. Adults Who Talk Baby Talk
10. When Someone Asks You If They Can Ask You A Question

I don't know why I can't grasp these concepts, but maybe it's better that way. I think the world is much safer that way.

If you would like me to elaborate on any of these points, please, send me an email and hopefully I can convince you that I'm not a crazy person.

Jokes? Questions? Comments? Email Steve

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- What's With All the Yelling? --*
At the typical Christmas dinner, Mom is always yelling, "Get out of my kitchen!"

The grown kids are always yelling at their tiny offspring, "Stop running! You'll break Grandma's furniture!"

Dad is always yelling, "Get out of the way! I can't see the TV set!"

The little ones are yelling, "It's my toy! Let me play with it!"

This is why this is known as the Holler Day Season.


*-- The Cold Kayak --*
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What did the rabbit give his girlfriend for Christmas?

A: A 14 carrot ring.


Q: What do rich cats have in their refrigerators?

A: Automatic mice makers.

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