THE DAILY GROANER - July 13, 2015

Good Morning Groanies,

I noticed something this morning, I have really hairy feet. Well, I do have a prominent amount of body fuzz so why would I think my feet would be any different.

I never really gave much attention to my feet, but now that I have noticed them I have come up with a brilliant idea that is going to make me rich. Rich I tell ya! It's for people with hairy feet. If you have hairy feet and you wear sandals or flip-flops what would you say to getting your fuzzy feet a hairstyle or a dye job? It would be the talk of the town. Your feet would be on everyone's lips.
I know, brilliant, eh?

I get these great ideas all of the time. Like the one I have for "Fooze" - the food that gets you drunk! Patent Pending.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Why Did The Foreman Fire You? --*
Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, "Say, why did the foreman fire you?"

Replied the second, "Well, you know how a foreman is always standing around and watching others do the work. My foreman got jealous. People started thinking I was the foreman."


*-- Does Your Dog Bite? --*
A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?"

"No."

A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg.

"I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the man says indignantly.

"That's not my dog."


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What are the small rivers that run into the Nile?

A: The juve-niles!


Q: Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

A: Because talk is cheep!

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