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THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, October 26th 2009
Good Morning Groanies,
I hate being sick. I just hate it. Well, who among us can
say that they enjoy when sickness strikes? That was
rhetorical.
Stacy asked me, "Why do guys complain and whine so much
when they're sick?" That's a great question. So I thought
about it for a total of two seconds and came up with this
gem:
The real reason that guys seem to whine and complain so
much when they are ill is due to the fact that guys put
up with a lot of crap and it gets bottled up inside. Then
when we get sick it spills out (along with some mucus).
We just need to vent. It's a total release of all that is
bad and unhealthy in our system. We play through the pain
and now we get to unload. Can't you let us unload!?!? We
are only human. I don't ask for much. Please, let me have
this. I'm just a man who wants to be loved!
Then she looked and me and said, "Alright, you big whining
baby. Get a grip... and then suck it up." To which I
immediately replied, "Yes, honey!"
I hate being sick.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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