THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, Dec. 31st 2012
Good Morning Groanies,I had a horrible thought the other day...
I hope that I never have to pick up my son Jack from the
airport because the minute I see him and greet him with
a, "Hi, Jack," the TSA will have their hands up our asses
so fast we'll think we're Muppets.
Happy New Year, Groanies!
Groaningly yours,
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