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THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, November 29th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
Text messaging bothers me in the same way that having jock-
itch while running in a circle in a sauna might. I don't
text message. I never have and I never will, but that
almost changed the other day.
I received a text message from a complete stranger who
apparently thought that I was one of his friends and/or
co-workers. Here's the message:
"Hey whats up guys its ryan, I'm going back home today n
won't be in the city friday to work, if someone can work
5-8 for me id apreciate it. Please let me know."
My first thought was to get someone to text this guy back,
using my phone, and let him know that whoever the hell he
thought I was would be happy to fill in for him on Friday.
Then I thought that that would be quite horrible of me and
I would be ruining a stranger's life and possibly getting
this Ryan guy fired from his job right before the holidays.
So then I felt guilty and had a co-worker text him back
and let him know what had happened and that if no one was
able to go to work in his place I would gladly do it to
help him out. I guess that's the kind of guy I am.
But my two biggest problems were getting to Houston by
Friday and figuring out what to tell Stacy about not being
able to get our Christmas Tree the day after Thanksgiving.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white
wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks at him.
The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?
Where ya from, boy?"
The guy says, "I'm from Iowa."
The bartender asks, "What the heck you do in Iowa?"
The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender asks, "A taxidermist? Now just what the heck
is a taxidermist?"
The guy says nervously, "I mount animals."
The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's
okay boys, he's one of us!"
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